February 26, 2011

The Laws

Dobro je vedeti če želiš biti znanstvenik (jaz sem to na žalost opazla šele predzadnji dan, sicer bi bilov se veliko lažje :))


Felt's law of the lab: never repeat a successful experiment

Murphys logical law: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence

Harward law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn pleases

Sounders Discovery: Laziness is the mother of 9 inventions out of 10

Freemans law: Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood

First lae of lab work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass

Ralph observation: It's a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry

Allens Axiom: When all else fails, follow instructions

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